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-Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir!
-Oh, rest, Captain.
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I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest!
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ActuaIIy, I find this rather reIaxing, sir.
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Damn it to heII, Captain.
Sit down there, wiII you?
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Rank has its privlIeges, you know.
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The generaI's aide is privlIeged
to be at ease with his CO,
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to find out he puts on his pants just
Iike any other human, one Ieg at a time.
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-Do you want a drink?
A by-the-book Captain is ordered to capture a strategic village in Italy. The Italian soldiers are willing to surrender, if they can have a festival first. The lieutenant convinces the Captain this is the only way. Because of aerial reconnaissance, they must look like they are fighting. To sort this out an intelligence officer is sent in. Meanwhile the festival gets complicated with the Mayors daughter.